Birthday Suit Wedding Dress
Is it still your birthday suit even if there’s a wedding suit painted on your skin? There’s so much terrible about this picture it’s hard to know where to begin. Who in their right mind would want to spend the most special day of their lives covered in body paint?
It would have been interesting to see the look on the minister’s face when he realized just what he would be standing next to for the next hour. What man of the cloth signs up for that? Probably one that received their credentials over the internet.