Jared Lorenzen — NY Giants (2007)
People like Jim Kelly and Dan Marino have to look at Jared Lorenzen — “the Pillsburgy Through-Boy” forever known for his girth — with a large sense of contempt. Lorenzen spent two years in the NFL, and literally accumulated a grand total of two carries for four yards; he didn’t throw a single pass at any point in his career, and during the entire course of the 2006 and 2007 seasons, he ran the ball a grand total of one time in each of those two years (both carries went for two yards).
If you count the playoffs, he had another carry for — guess what — two yards (again). So his entire NFL workload, in three years, was three carries for six yards. Yet, he still has a Super Bowl ring.