27. Not Masculine Enough
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She didn’t like the couch pillows so she bought different ones. She hated the throw rug, so she bought a different one of those too (that was too big for the space we had).
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She told me that if anyone had seen the ones we had selected in the house everyone would think her son was gay because they weren’t masculine enough. And just to clarify, it wasn’t a shotgun wedding. We’d been engaged for 3 years, and got married on our 5th anniversary.
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