34. She Did What?
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I was a first-time mom and worried about our cat smothering the baby, so I wrote a post on Facebook asking if anyone could take the cat on a temporary basis until the baby could roll. My mother-in-law saw it and publicly posted on her Facebook that I was a horrible pet owner and unfriended me.
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But the best one was when we visited her at her house. She had moved into my hubby’s old room and was showing us the changes she made. We sat on the bed to talk to her and, I kid you not, she said, “You know what I did in this bed? I jerked off.”
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