33. Air Jordan 2010
The obvious place to start with these is the shiny perforated circle in the middle of the shoe. What is that thing? Is it supposed to be a disco ball? Is it a speaker-box at a drive-through restaurant? No, I would not like fries with that.
The most likely answer is that some designer got too clever and modeled it off of a microphone. This overly-clever designer sat in their office and thought up a tag line that read, “If your game can’t speak for itself, maybe the shoes can.”
Whatever the inspiration, they’re terrible.