Shouldn’t Princess Fiona be green too?

No one should care this much about an animated children’s film about an ogre this much. The most important day of their lives and they’re doing it in costume. The groom is in green face paint and an ogre helmet for crying out loud.

Two questions are important here. The first question is which one of them suggested this idea to the other. That would have been an incredible conversation to witness. The second question is does their Shrek obsession extend to other parts of their lives? What does their home look like? Is it in a swamp? Do they have a pet donkey?