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Too Much Birdseed
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One of the oldest wedding traditions we have is to throw stuff at the bride and groom as they exit the ceremony. Who knows why we do this, as it seems kind of rude. Some people throw flowers, some confetti, some blow bubbles. But the most questionable of all of these is to throw birdseed.
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This bride, on the occasion she wants to look the most put together in her entire life, has been absolutely doused with birdseed. Not only will that hurt, but she’ll likely be picking birdseed out of her parts for days. God forbid the wedding was near water or seagulls would have swarmed her.
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