Stripper Bride

There’s only one good explanation for why the bride would be dressed up like this for her wedding day, she is either just coming from her shit at the local strip club, or she’s dressed to go start her shift after it. Nothing about this wedding dress is a predictor of a long and happy marriage, nothing.

Both families must be incredibly proud of their children for making such good life decisions. On the other hand, it’s incredible that the bride managed to step into the sanctuary of the church dressed like this and not immediately burst into flames.