Dez Bryant

One of the biggest training camp storylines from the past two NFL off-season’s is who would give Dez Bryant a job. Like most receivers, he’s awfully difficult to work with, but with Bryant, that’s just the cost of having his immense talent in your lineup.

If you don’t think a 31-year old Dez Bryant could dominate the XFL you’re crazy. The guy caught 73 touchdowns and 531 passes for over 7,000 yards in his time in the NFL. He could get the jobs done for the XFL team in your city. Get him on the phone.

Jay Cutler

The reason this will never happen is that Jay Cutler won’t get off the couch for the money the XFL is offering. Besides he’s got a job on his wife’s reality TV show playing the role of trophy husband.

He’d be great though. The guy can sling it. He wouldn’t even have to worry about the number of interceptions he’d throw. The league is all about entertainment, so the picks would be forgiven if he could also contribute some impressive touchdown numbers.