Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris earned these jokes with a career in the entertainment business like no other.
But time is catching up with Chuck Norris. He’s now 81 years old, and while he could probably still open up a can of you know what on anyone reading this, he probably shouldn’t. He’s an American treasure and he’s earned his rest.