Speaking of kicking you in the groin, Draymond Green! Draymond would be the most popular answer if you took a poll of NBA fans for dirtiest player in the league today, and his title would be well deserved. He literally cost the Golden State Warriors a championship and an asterisk on their greatest season in NBA history because he reached out and punched LeBron James in The King’s jewels in Game 4 of the NBA Finals, earning a suspension.
Green seems to have a special propensity to hurting dudes where it matters most. He’s had multiple run ins with Steven Adams’s kiwis too, and it feels like he’s always just one technical or blow up away from the next killer suspension.