Vince Young kept it “simple,” at least in comparison to some of his counterparts on this list. He has “V. Young” tattooed in between his shoulder blades, in the same location a player’s name would be on a jersey, and a colossal (if not gaudy) cross below his name, encompassing his entire back. It’s good that he has the “V. Young” inked on his back, because it looks like no NFL team is ready to give him a jersey with that name stitched into it. After his meteoric rookie season with the Tennessee Titans, Young’s career came crashing back down to Earth. He was repeatedly benched in Tennessee, eventually released, and bounced around four more NFL teams over the next four seasons. He’s been out of the NFL since 2014, after the Cleveland Browns signed him and released him just 11 days later.