Chad Johnson
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Among his 43 tattoos, Mr. “Ocho-Cinco” has a picture of his former wife Evelyn Lozada tattooed on his left leg. Chad still has the tattoo, even though she filed for divorce in 2012 (one month after they were married — yikes!). Just 38 days after the couple exchanged vows, Johnson was arrested on domestic battery charges, when he allegedly headbutted Lozada during an argument, causing a laceration on her forehead. I’m no marriage counselor, but it’s probably not a good idea to buttbead your wife…
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Adam Wilson says
How does the author accidentally substitute “buttbead” for “head butt”?
Truly fantastic. Affirms my suspicion that this site is nothing but amateur writing and click bait.
Neo Maxie Zoom Dweebie says
Not once in my entire life have I seen a face or neck tattoo and thought, “Cool.” In fact, I’m pretty sure every time I see someone with a face or neck tattoo, I think, “Moron.” But, not everyone is blessed with brains or common sense: The overdone, lame tattoo list:
* The spider web on the elbow
* “EST. (D.O.B)”
* The ring around the upper bicep: Barbed wire. Ivy. Fire. Etc.
* Getting a portrait or the name of your significant other. Ever seen a guy with a tattoo of something that makes no sense? That was once his girlfriends portrait or name…
* “Property of …….” – Hey dummy, relationships and marriage is not property ownership…
* The Tramp Stamp. It always goes well with fake white blonde hair, a fake bake, and fake boobs.
* A skull. – A skull with the eyes on fire. A skull with a knife through the head. A skull with a Jester’s hat. ZZZZZZZZZZ
If you walk into a tattoo parlor and have to look at the wall o’ ideas to decide, you’re making a mistake.
Kyle Sapp says
this is bs
Mark Walker says
waste of money…
Steve DelRay says
Why is Urlacher’s barb-wire tattoo “awful?” It’s kinda understated, and he WAS with Pam Anderson at the time. Perhaps you should fall in love and see what it compels you to do…
Michael says
Having a tatoo is a sin.
MachoMadness says
Your spelling is a sin.
Michael says
Too much time watching sports.Pick up a Bible.
MachoMadness says
I like sports.
Michael says
Good day to you my friend.
MachoMadness says
I’m not your friend. I have tattoos.
MachoMadness says
I’m not your friend. I have tattoos.
MachoMadness says
I’m not your friend. I have tattoos.
Rodney James says
I thought Mitch King’s “Momma’s Boy” was cool! Seriously!!! I’m not kidding!
moostrength says
God loves all people, even those who yes are guilty of dog fighting.
THE Queen says
Michael, you wrote this article primarily bashing people who Acknowledge God, so I have to assess that you are a satanist. nobody cares about your stupid thoughts. you better get a job working at mcdonalds or in the manure industry because your crap of teasing and belittling people who love God is just trash. YOU DEVIL.. we see you
James Leonard says
The child of God tattoo isn’t stupid. Because many people did bad things in life that doesn’t mean god don’t accept him.
RichardH says
Your school system failed you…
Will Mahoney says
You really struggled with half of these. A few real stretches
Hired_Gun says
Shawne Merriman…just another tough guy NFL player that likes to beat on women
dbonedig says
Tattoos make the weak look tough. Just like the HD Motorcycle, makes a wimp into a beast. Humans that boast these two products are the wimpiest of the wimpiest. Motor Cycle gangs without their Motor Cycles are nothing more than Momma’s boys. Gang members without their tattoos are nothing more than Women with a penis. Both make statements, without representing themselves individually.
Skyler Palmer says
Say that to a gang member or a biker…bet they don’t just use their tattoos to knock your teeth in.
TuckRuleMyAss says
I see 2 operative words in your reply: ‘gang’ and ‘they’. It’s easy to get ballsy when you outnumber your adversary 10 to 1 and all are packing some sort of weapon.