Brian Scalabrine, Celtics (2008)
Brian Scalabrine sat so far down the bench of the Boston Celtics that fans, in both a loving yet mocking way, would start chanting his name during Boston’s blowout victories, cajoling the coaching staff to finally let him in the game. During the 2007-2008 season, in which the Boston Celtics would go on to win the NBA Championship, Scalabrine (somehow) averaged 10.7 minutes per game, and averaged a forgettable 1.8 points and 1.6 rebounds per game during those precious few minutes on the floor.
Over his 11-year NBA career, “Scal” averaged 3.1 points and 2 rebounds per game. In 2014, after one season as an assistant coach for the Warriors, he took a job as an analyst for Celtics games on local Boston broadcasts.