DeShawn Stevenson – Ab Lincoln
Not many NBA players have tattoos of former presidents. In his defense, the Lincoln tattoo was a backup plan. Stevenson’s original plan was to get some ink of Martin Luther King, but according to Stevenson, Gilbert Arenas, his teammate at the time, stole his idea. So instead, Stevenson inked up his neck with a big portrait of Abraham Lincoln’s face. To avoid any confusion, Stevenson had the tattoo artist place two number 5s around Lincoln’s face (Lincoln is featured on the five-dollar bill). If you think this is crazy, please keep in mind, Stevenson also has an ATM in his kitchen. Because ya know, millionaires really hate those annoying $2 ATM surcharges.