Kenyon Martin – Girlfriend’s Lips
Besides “the birds and the bees” talk, the most important lesson a parent can teach a child is NEVER get a tattoo of your girlfriend or boyfriend! Unfortunately, Kenyon Martin ignored that advice. Instead, he thought it would be a great idea to get a massive tattoo of his girlfriend’s (now ex-girlfriend) lips on his neck. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse… After the couple split up, Martin turned the lips tattoo into a king’s crown, but the new tattoo is even uglier than their messy breakup. Kids, now do you see why this is a very, very, very bad idea?!