Chris Andersen – “Free Bird”
Chris “Birdman” Andersen has tattoos. Lots of them. But none stand out more than the insane “Free Bird” ink on his neck. As intimidating as he may look, word on the street is that Birdman is actually a really nice guy. But it’s easy to see why people might be afraid of a dude who is 6-foot-10, and has more ink on his body than any character from Sons of Anarchy. Just sayin’…
Kenyon Martin – Girlfriend’s Lips
Besides “the birds and the bees” talk, the most important lesson a parent can teach a child is NEVER get a tattoo of your girlfriend or boyfriend! Unfortunately, Kenyon Martin ignored that advice. Instead, he thought it would be a great idea to get a massive tattoo of his girlfriend’s (now ex-girlfriend) lips on his neck. Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse… After the couple split up, Martin turned the lips tattoo into a king’s crown, but the new tattoo is even uglier than their messy breakup. Kids, now do you see why this is a very, very, very bad idea?!